Recent funny things heard from members of my family:
My Mom: "Oooo come look at this Australian swimmer!"
She just saw James Magnussen on the TV and yes he sure is sexy.
My Mom: "Speaking of running, I saw the perfect thing for you today, a 5k for the firefighters!"
She and I have a thing for firefighters;I feel like she is always pushing me towards them.
Bman: "Good night Auntie Vic Dude"
Bman: "I so proud of you for peepeeing on the potty"
Haha, he is potty-training right now so we often tell him we are proud of him afterwards so he does the same for us.